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21

Feb

Can you believe it?

They sent my Census form back to me!

In response to question # 4, “Do you have any dependants?”

I replied - “2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crack heads, 4.4 million unemployable people, 901 thousand people in over 85 prisons, and 650 idiots in Parliament.”

Apparently, this was NOT the right answer -

Who the hell did I miss?